文/何迦勒
If you want to go running with me, you’d better be prepared to walk a lot.
想跟我一起跑就要有心理準備,會有很多時間是用走的。
Running in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.
跑步就是要在一大早啊!趁腦袋還沒搞清楚你在幹嘛以前。
While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was my thighs cheering me on.
我今天跑步時聽到有人在鼓掌,才發現是大腿肉在替我加油。
I'm not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
遇到困難我絕不逃跑,跑步實在太累了……
If I ran as much as my mouth did, I'd be in awesome shape.
要是我能跑得跟我的嘴一樣勤,身材應該「美賣」(台)!
收錄於英語島 2019年1月號
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