減什麼肥?養胖自己很花錢耶!

姑且不論跑步有沒有瘦身效果,我跑步從來不是為了減肥。仔細想想,把自己餵飽也需要不小的開銷,要是食物這麼輕易就流掉,那還得了?對於有儲蓄觀念的我來說,跑步是不錯的休閒,但絕不能太用力,不然存款一不小心就被耗盡了。

文/何迦勒

If you want to go running with me, you’d better be prepared to walk a lot.

想跟我一起跑就要有心理準備,會有很多時間是用走的。

Running in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.

跑步就是要在一大早啊!趁腦袋還沒搞清楚你在幹嘛以前。

While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was my thighs cheering me on.

我今天跑步時聽到有人在鼓掌,才發現是大腿肉在替我加油。

I'm not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

遇到困難我絕不逃跑,跑步實在太累了……

If I ran as much as my mouth did, I'd be in awesome shape.

要是我能跑得跟我的嘴一樣勤,身材應該「美賣」(台)!

 


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