指導棋退散!
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life. Wait a minute while I get a pen to take notes.
拍謝!我都不知道你對我的生活這麼瞭若指掌。等等,我抄個筆記,你講得真好。
Please! Tell me how to do my job. My qualifications and years of experience mean nothing compared with your naïve and hastily-formed opinions.
拜託教我怎麼做好我的工作!跟你剛想到的幼稚意見比起來,我這幾年的經驗真的是廢渣。
Tell me not to do something, I will do it twice and take pictures.
快給我一個「不要做清單」,我要通通做兩遍然後拍照留存。
If you are going to have opinions about my life, then I assume you will be paying some of my bills.
嘿!你這麼「關心」我的生活,應該也會幫我繳些帳單吧?
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
好的,對我生活有意見的請先舉個手。現在,用舉起的那隻手關上你的嘴。
It’s really quite simple…
I DO WHAT I WANT!
The End
其實很簡單啦… 我想做什麼就做什麼!就這樣。
本文收錄於英語島English Island 2019年2月號
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