I’m not ready for summer yet!

I wish I could outsource my exercise.

我真希望運動也可以外包。

My ideal workout buddy is someone who tells me that I look so good that I don’t need to work out.

我心目中理想的健身夥伴：一個會說我看起來很完美，不需要去健身的人。

My main fitness goal is to get thin enough to stay dry under an umbrella.

我瘦身的目標是讓自己在下雨天撐傘時不會被淋濕。

It took me 16 weeks of dieting and exercising to get my summer body, but it only took 6 days of cheat meals to get my winter body back.

我花了16個星期的節食和運動才得到「夏日身材」，但只花了六天的獎勵餐就把自己打回原形。

I was supposed to have a nice body for people to look at this summer, but I love food more than I love people.

我本來要在這個夏天擁有一副令人賞心悅目的好身材，但比起人，我還是比較愛食物。

If you want to go running with me, you’d better be prepared to walk a lot.

如果你想跟我一起去跑步，那你最好準備走很多路。

編輯/詹益昀

本文收錄於英語島English Island 2020年6月號
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