正能量英文：It's April, Fools!

It’s April Fool’s Day? You mean my very own holiday?

今天是愚人節？你是說我的專屬節日嗎？

April Fool’s pranks are way too predictable. I’ll pick a random month and day so you’ll never see it coming.

在愚人節開玩笑太老套了。我要隨機選一個日期來惡作劇，這樣才會讓你措手不及。

I’m going to confess to my crush at April 1^st, so I can say, “April Fool’s!” if he/she rejects me.

我要在4月1日那天跟我的暗戀對象告白，因為如果他/她拒絕我，我就可以說：「愚人節快樂！」

Here’s one thing to remember on April Fool’s Day: If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

愚人節當天要記得一件事：如果發生了好到令人難以置信的事，那它應該就不是真的。

Who needs April Fool’s Day? My entire life is already a joke.

誰還需要愚人節？我的人生已經是一場笑話。

Nothing you pull on me this April Fool’s Day could be worse than anything that has already happened to me this year.

你的愚人節惡作劇不會比我今年發生的事還要更糟的。

編輯/詹益昀

本文收錄於英語島English Island 2020年4月號
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