「服務他人是你住地球應該付出的租金。」– 穆罕默德‧阿里 (拳擊手)

"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth." -- Muhammad Ali, Boxer

It’s Time to Drink!

下班後小酌怡情養性，讓酒精來洗滌一整天的辛勞，有助調劑身心，一杯黃湯下肚，沒什麼大不了的！ (英語島關心您：飲酒過量有害健康)

"Lord, give me coﬀee to change the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I can't."
老天啊，給我咖啡，讓我能改變我能夠改變的；再給我酒，讓我接受我不能接受的。

"When I get oﬀ work, I'm going to binge drink and pretend today never happened."
下班之後，我會灌酒，然後假裝今天不曾發生過。

"I'm going to have my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot."
這個假日，我要喝「很多」。

"I drink to make other people more interesting."
我喝酒是為了讓其他人顯得更有趣點。

"My workout routine consists of sweating out alcohol so I can go drink again."
我定期健身就是為了代謝酒精，這樣才能喝更多。

"I just rescued some vodka. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day!"
我剛解救了困在瓶子裡的vodka，真是做了一件好事。

本文收錄於英語島English Island 2019年6月號
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